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You don't get it boy, this is an operating table.
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This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon.
Where the operating system is concerned, you don't get to ask "Why?
." -- ...understanding Operating Systems......
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?
} Barney: {[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinne...
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
-- The Eagle...
Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....