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• This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon.
• Where the operating system is concerned, you don't get to ask "Why?
  ." -- ...understanding Operating Systems......
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
• Homer: {[lowering a table out the window] Got it, Barn?
  } Barney: {[below] Got what? [crash] Ow!} Skinne...
• If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
• If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
  I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....