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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• My child is on the honor roll at Springfield Elementary".
  You know, I thought I'd never find a replacement for my `Where's the Beef?...
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem. Lord, have mercy on my soul.
  ..and Mom's soul...and Dad's soul......
• Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
  Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
• Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am.
  Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know....