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• When you divide people into us and them, you automatically become on one of them.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• There is only one commandment: Thou Shalt Not Waste.
  All the others are superfluous. -- Solomon Sho...
• Life, you know, is rather like opening a tin of sardines.
  We are all of us looking for the key. And I wonder, how many of you here tonight have wasted years of your lives looking behind the kitchen dressers of this life for that key?...
• Love is when you look into your lover's eyes and see God smiling back at you. -- Solomon Sho
• The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid.
  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well...
• Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherrie
  wise man spread limbs. man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs....
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• You deserve the gods you worship. -- Solomon Sho