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You Either Have To Lose Weight Or Make More Friends--six Pallbearers Isn't Going To Cut It.
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You either have to lose weight or make more friends--six pallbearers isn't
going to cut it.
-- Johnny Parker ("The Wizard of Id")
Related:
You need to lose weight.
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
Where does weight go when you lose it?
There are people with no more brains than you, but they have one thing you don't have.
..they have a diploma! -- The Wizard of Oz...
You can tell she really cared for me. She didn't make me a pallbearer.
-- Grampa watches the pallbearers struggle with the casket, "Old Money...
Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20) Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep, because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.
You will decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday....