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You Forgot The Velvet Pillow. The Chalice Has Shattered.
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You forgot the velvet pillow. The chalice has shattered.
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A small velvet pillow lies on the floor.
The vase is now resting, delicately, on a velvet pillow.
A beautiful Greek chalice has magically appeared!
You have taken the chalice and hurled it viciously to the ground.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You imbecile! You forgot again!
