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• You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
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• You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham...
• Each time that Americans hold another election, about the only thing they learn is that they did not learn much from the last election.
• My analyst told me that I was right out of my head, But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
  Because I have got a thing that is unique and new, To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you....
• Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
  .. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
• You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.
• If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. -- Alan King