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My Analyst Told Me That I Was Right Out Of My Head, But I Said, "Dear Doctor, I Think That It Is You Instead.
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My analyst told me that I was right out of my head,
But I said, "Dear Doctor, I think that it is you instead.
Because I have got a thing that is unique and new,
To prove it I'll have the last laugh on you.
'Cause instead of one head -- I've got two.
And you know two heads are better than one.
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