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You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away! And
then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game!
-- Bill Cosby
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Faster, faster, you fool, you fool! -- Bill Cosby
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Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
It's only hopeless if you walk away.
Thank you, Bill Cosby, you saved the Simpsons! -- Homer Simpson Saturdays of Thunde
Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
Worse is rough ... I was down to my last two hundred dollars....