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• You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
  And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game! -- Bill Cosby...
• Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. -- Woodie Held
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.
• Pedro Guerrero was playing third base for the Los Angeles Dodgers in 1984 when he made the comment that earns him a place in my Hall of Fame.
  Second baseman Steve Sax was having trouble making his throws....
• And sometimes the bear eats you.
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• Sometimes you're the windshield - sometimes the bug, Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger - sometimes the ball.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
  All you have to do is hit the ball... here....
• Life is like a poker game. You deal or are dealt to.
  It includes skill and luck. You bet, check, bluff and raise....