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You had mail.
David read it, so ask him what it said.
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You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader...
What me worry? I read relay mail.
The teacher asked three boys to write an essay. She said, "Write on what you would do if you had a million dollars, and bring it in tomorrow.
So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....
Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you.
Ask him, however, why, and vagueness is all. -- Bernard Levin, in "Daily Mail", 1964...
Dear Emily: I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize.
What should I do? -- Doubtful Dear Doubtful: Post your response to the whole net....