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• There is one way to find out if a man is honest--ask him.
  If he says yes, you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
• There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him.
  If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx...
• A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, will tell you.
  -- Bert Leston Taylor, "The So-Called Human Race", (1922-)...
• A fellow bought a new car, a Nissan, and was quite happy with his purchase.
  He was something of an animist, however, and felt that the car really ought to have a name....
• Then there was the Millet guy who was so dumb that he couldn't tell you which way an elevator was going if you gave him three guesses.
• When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
• If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's `fashionable'.
  But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a smart-alecky way like that....
• He is running for Congress ... Do you know why he will be elected?
  Because all the gun owners will vote for him. Why will they vote for him?...
• You had mail. David read it, so ask him what it said.