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You have a sudden craving for a pecan twirl.
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Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!
Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
Hasty climbers have sudden falls. -- Proverb
Be sudden. Be neat. Be unimpassioned. If you are serious about something, leave it out.
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle...
You were ever good at sudden commendations. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII
In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.