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• You have prepared a proposal for your supervisor. The success of this proposal will mean increasing your salary 20%.
  In the middle of your proposal your supervisor leans over to look at your report and spits into your coffee....
• Your supervisor is thinking about you.
• You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
• Supervisor: someone with half your ability and 3 times your salary.
• If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Proof left as an exercise for your supervisor.
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.
• You are a singer who has to take any note above A with your eyebrows.