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• RECEIPT Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of receip
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• You will engage in a profitable business activity. Later the police will find out.
• Find out the cost before you get in.
• INSTRUCTIONS 1. Take your new Toxic Custard out of the box, and check that all the parts are present.
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• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
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• For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. -- Old Testament -- Genesis iii, 19