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• INHERITANCE If you are expecting a large inheritance when your grandparents snuff it, have you considered investing it in the Custard Unit Trust?
  The Custard Unit Trust has the full endorsement of the author of Toxic Custard, and has a guaranteed return of 20%(*)....
• BIBLE A bible is a book which one or more religions consider to be holy, and to be something that they should follow.
  It is of course generally rather impractical to follow books, not just because they don't often go anywhere, but also because they are not very good at public speaking, decision making, problem solving, or any of the other qualities recognised as being an advantage for leadership....
• RAFFLE A way to get you to spend $2 in the mistaken belief that you have a newt's chance in a grinder of winning a hamper/car/holiday.
  There's something just not quite right about the principle of making money for charities which involves giving away expensive prizes....
• MEDICAL COLUMN Recent research into peoples fears has revealed a number of new phobia
  - Ticketphobia - the fear of losing your train-ticket when the ticket-inspectors get on - Humorphobia - fear of not being able to keep up with all the new articles in rec....
• TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES Fictional alleged humour written during the early-1990s by some deranged git in Australia.
  Now known to cause permanent brain damage if consumed for long periods of time....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• CUSTARD Custard is a warm, gooey yellowish substance commonly swallowed orally.
  The great Custic Civilisations of the upper Amazon are commonly credited with the invention and implementation of the first truly gooey custards....
• GENITALS The bits of the body that are used specifically for rude purposes.
  They come in varying shapes and sizes, and are used in varying ways....
• BONK Oh please, let's not get back to that. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA