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You Have The Heart Of A Conservative...a Lump Of Black Rock.
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You have the heart of a conservative...a lump of black rock.
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Have you taunted a Conservative today?
You are going to have a new love affair (with a rock).
Apu: Thank you all for the kind praise. Homer: Well, you deserve it.
All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart....
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone.
Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you....
Scratch a Conservative, and you scratch a moron.
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks.