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• Q: Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? A: He got re-possessed!
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  If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about....
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  I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
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• The game is supposed to be fun. If you have a bad day, don't worry about it.
  You can't expect to get a hit every game. -- Yogi Berra...