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  Riker: "Yup." -- "Unification I", Stardate 45235.4...
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
  -- Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump...
• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• You have to forget about what other people say, when you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving.
  You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy....
• Never ask your lover if he'd dive in front of an oncoming train for you.
  He doesn't know. Never ask your lover if she'd dive in front of an oncoming band of Hell's Angels for you....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• You don't have to sit in a feminizt to know what it smells like.
• You don't have to sit on a Femagogues to know what * IT * smells like.