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You just contradicted me!
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A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to see me?
Just nod if you can hear me.
You don't know me...you just wish that you did.
Don't start comparing yourself to me. It'll just make you crazy.
I'm sorry, but I could swear you just called me a MACRO!
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae We
Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.
Show me a cat that just ate a lemon and I'll show you a sourpuss.