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• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  ..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.