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• You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  ..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. -- Steven Wrigh
• Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
  That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...