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You Know How Most Packages Say "Open Here". What Should You Do If The Package Says, "Open Somewhere Else"?
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You know how most packages say "Open here". What should you do if the package
says, "Open somewhere else"?
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile. -- Jewish proverb
Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile. Jewish Proverb
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.
I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
A form of open-mindedness is the pathway to wisdom.
Close your mind and you open the way for ignorance to flourish, but you will never even know it....
The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my face, and the door is open facing me .
.. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst?...