The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my
face, and the door is open facing me ... Can we talk here? Men don't
understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, is that the worst? And
my gynecologist does jokes! "Dr. Schwartz at your cervix!" "I'm dilated to
meet you!" "Say ahhh." "There's Jimmy Hoffa!" There's no way you can get
back at that son of a bitch unless you learn to throw your voice.
-- Joan Rivers
