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You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: You Turn On The News And They're Displaying Emergency Routes Out Of Your City.
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You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and
they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
Related:
You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache....
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
-- Anon....
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
-- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...