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You Know That Your Son Is Growing Up When He Stops Asking You Where He Came From And Refuses To Tell You Where He Is Going.
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You know that your son is growing up when he stops asking you where he came
from and refuses to tell you where he is going.
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' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?...
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A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
RESEARCH: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....
Research, n: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....
One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....