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• Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
  -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe
• There are times when you have to choose between being human and having good taste.
  -- Bertolt Brech...
• You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
  10,000.00....
• Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?
  Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help. -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• ...just when I had you wriggling in the crushing grip of reason, too... -- Calvin & Hobbe
• What I like is when you're looking and thinking and looking and thinking.
  .. and suddenly you wake up. -- Hobbe...
• It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is?