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You Know, We Really Ought To Do Accounting On The Unix Boxes.
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"You know, we really ought to do accounting on the Unix boxes. It
should be a ten-minute hack..."
-- Former group head, 1987, quoted by John
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In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argume
my position is mistaken,' and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again....
In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argume
my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again....
Riker: "We should start with the most crucial areas first.
Ro: "Main Engineering, Deck Thirty-Six, I'm on my way....
It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is?
It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug 8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So 7.
9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside 5....
Will hack unix for food.
They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...