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They Say If You Smoke You Knock Off Ten Years.
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They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten. What
do you miss? The drooling years?
-- John Mendoza
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Are you the same person you were ten years ago? twenty?
Lisa: Um, do you know what you're doing? Bob: Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a few things about dynamite.
-- Or icepicks, "The Brother From Another Serie...
Grades are not why people go to school. You go to school to learn the basics so that you apply it to REALLY learn in real life.
What grade you got today will never predict what you will be in, say, ten years from now....
Exercise extends your life ten years, but you spend 15 of them doing it.
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing. -- R. Gei
Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.