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• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
• I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
• To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child.
  For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?...
• You should have thought of all this before you were born. -- N.F. Simpso
• You were born the wrong sex.
• Scott: "What in blazes is *this*?!" Waiter: "Didn't you order scotch?
  Scott: "Laddie, I was drinking scotch a hundred years before you were born....
• You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
• Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
  Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....