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You Should Have Thought Of All This Before You Were Born. -- N.F.
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You should have thought of all this before you were born.
-- N.F. Simpson
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not possibly have met.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
Skinner: Over here, Simpson. The detention room is dangerously overcrowded so you'll be serving your time in the cafeteria.
Kid: [pressed against glass] Oxygen running out -- Skinne...
You were born the wrong sex.
And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have...
You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
Woman: Father McGrath... I thought you were dead.
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