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You Know You Are In A Truly Small Town, If The Store Owner Sweeps The Sidewalk In Front Of His Or Her Place Of Business.
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You know you are in a truly small town, if the store owner sweeps the
sidewalk in front of his or her place of business.
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You know that you are from a small town if the main street of the place runs through a car wash.
A small town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't. -- Alexander Woollco
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You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
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Mel: Mr. Burns was shot Friday at three p.m., the very time that Smithers was at home watching "Pardon My Zinger".
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