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You Know You Are In Bad Shape When People Take One Look At You And Openly Speculate Out Loud About When Death Started Advertising.
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You know you are in bad shape when people take one look at you and openly
speculate out loud about when death started advertising.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -- Ellen DeGeneri...
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
Riker: "Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people talk to them.
But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing....
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
-- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...
An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests, "I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir.
Burns says, "Yes, we know what you think." This episode came out long before Smithers was openly gay and I think it's one of the first overt references....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you look above the television for a title bar to find out the name of the program you are watching.
In 1987 approximately 100,000 people had a total of about 25 tons of fat liposuctioned from their bodies.
This is enough body to make 325 more people. However, they would really be in bad shape physically....
You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.