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• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
  (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
• And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
  If you get on the other side, you will be different....
• You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  -- Selma on a date, "A Fish Called Selma...
• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
• Psychic Convention : You know the time. You know the date.