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• You know you have a small apartment when... you crack your knuckles and the window rattles.
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• You know you have a small apartment when... flies must file a flight plan.
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• You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo. -- S. Rickly Christia
• You know you have a small apartment when... your wall-to-wall carpet is a welcome mat.
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• You know you have a small apartment when... you can have breakfast in bed without getting up to fix it.
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• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
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• You know your apartment is small... when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.
  you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window....