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  [runs over to Ross] Hi, Ross. Ross: Oh, hi Chloe....
• Nymphomaniac : a girl who trips you up and is under you before you hit the floor.
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• Susan: You wanna dance? Ross: No, that's fine. Susa
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• More sad thoughts crowd into my mind When evening come
  for then, Appears your phantom shape- Speaking as I have known you speak....
• You may be certain that age is galloping upon you when, after a feminine voice over the telephone says, "Do you know who this is?
  you say, "No," and hang up the receiver. -- Franklin P. Adam...
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• You know, when that Simpson boy showed up, it took years off my life.
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