You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Someone Tells You They're Having Flounder For Dinner And You Ask When He'll Be Arriving.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . Someone Tells You They're Having Flounder For Dinner And You Ask When He'll Be Arriving.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
Someone tells you they're having flounder for dinner and you ask when
he'll be arriving.

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