You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . The Lifeguard Is Getting Tired Of Always Having To Tell You To Come Up For Air.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . The Lifeguard Is Getting Tired Of Always Having To Tell You To Come Up For Air.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up
for air.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . Someone tells you they're having flounder for dinner and you ask when he'll be arriving.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
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