You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . The Most Depressing Hans Christian Anderson Story *isn't* "The Little Match Girl.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . The Most Depressing Hans Christian Anderson Story isn't "The Little Match Girl.

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The most depressing Hans Christian Anderson story *isn't* "The Little
Match Girl."

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
You know you should be swimming when . . . _Little Nemo in Slumberland_ was a big disappointment.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You flinch at the sight of Calamari.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You've made it this far in the list.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You shout, "Change *him*, change *him*!
at Triton near the end of _The Little Mermaid_....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.