You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Keep Crashing Into The Wall At The Swimming Pool And Won't Go Near The Diving Boards.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Keep Crashing Into The Wall At The Swimming Pool And Won't Go Near The Diving Boards.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near
the diving boards.

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