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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want more coffee and you think
  finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you open a window to find a phone number in a file, then try to cut & paste it to the phone.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're hacking on a project late at nigh
  you are trying to get at some munchies, and you are having problems opening them (fingers stay in keyboard mode) and you think...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your speech is punctuated by finger twitches (or arm-waving) indicating braces.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you order on the phone from a catalog, and start to give the operator your email address.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...people talk to you while you're trying to work, and you think, "mesg n".
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask someone if they'd like to go get some "TeX-MeX" food.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're doing laundry, and you think
  ouch * <or> make clea...