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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...you Want More Coffee And You Think
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...you want more coffee and you think:
finger waiter; cat *coffee* | grep -v decaff | drink | more
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...
you think "grep keys /dev/pockets" or "grep homework /dev/backpack...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...even Juan Valdez couldn't support your drastic need for yet another cup of coffee.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
'finger joe@his.house'...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
fork(): no more processe...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you mourn the death of GOTO and spaghetti programming more than your dead fish.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.