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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...your Children Do Something They Shouldn't Do
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your children do something they shouldn't do, you tell them to stop, they
do it just once more anyway, so you think "Well, they prefetched the
instruction and are executing it in the delay slot."
Related:
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have to put a happy face on paper, and do it sideways.
)...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wish you could study for an exam by executing the command
cat civ100 | tee brai...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you stop by the grocery store on your way home, and write your check out in hex.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your SO asks you where you want to eat on a friday night and you want to
cat yellowpages | grep pizza | grep carryout | more...