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You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When... ...your Digital Alarm Clock Goes Off And You Think "Bloody Macs!
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-- You know you've been hacking too long when...
...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!"
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You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
)) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hear your alarm, but can't seem to get fully awake until you successfully page your left arm back in from swap space.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hit the snooze ba
it goes off again, you hit it again and make a mental note that you can't do it much longer because your subroutine is mallocing memory each time it goes off, and soon will run out....
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
find . -pen HiLiter -pri...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your sleep cycle has revolved around the clock several times due to "working days" longer than 24 hours.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...