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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you hit the snooze ba
  it goes off again, you hit it again and make a mental note that you can't do it much longer because your subroutine is mallocing memory each time it goes off, and soon will run out....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your sleep cycle has revolved around the clock several times due to "working days" longer than 24 hours.
• I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
• If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm.
  The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up....
• An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
• Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...a fly lands on the screen and you try to pick it up with the mouse and put it in the onscreen trashcan!