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• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
  awk -F"/neck" '{ print $1 }' | showe...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you send your SO notes like
  while !(together(you,me)) miss(you)...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your digital alarm clock goes off and you think "Bloody Macs!
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're looking for your hilighter and you think
  find . -pen HiLiter -pri...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to compile busy traffic so that it will run faster.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
  leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.