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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are having a bad dream (being chased by space aliens, etc.
  ) and you wake up, only to have another bad dream and realize that you are STILL dreaming, and had been dreaming you were dreaming, so you wake up again, and finally wake up once more and realize you were nested four levels deep in dreaming you were dreaming....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...more than once, you have woken up recalling a dream in some programming language.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you realize you have never seen half of your best friends.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...when you can't wake up in the morning because you forgot to push a return address on the stack the night before.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you regularly sit up and stare at your (ringing (loudly!
  )) alarm clock thinking, "I can't shut it off because if I do the error message will scroll off the screen and then I won't be able to figure out what went wrong....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wake up at 3
  00am from a nightmare, and realize the reason for i...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...the funniest joke you came up with over dinner has the punch line
  "But what if it was in hex?" ...and the people you were with also thought it was funny....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your last thought when falling asleep i
  while(!asleep()) lambs++...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
  fork(): no more processe...