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You May Be Redneck... If Someone In Your Family Is An Elvis Impersonator.
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-- You may be redneck...
if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
Related:
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
You may be redneck... if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money.
You may be redneck... if your family tree doesn't fork.
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if the family business requires a lookout.
You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to meet women.