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You May Be Redneck... If You Don't Like Those "new-fangled" People.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you don't like those "new-fangled" people.
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You may be redneck... if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels.
You may be redneck... if blowing a tire results in a new flower pot.
You may be redneck... if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.
You may be redneck... if your wedding looks more like a family reunion.
You may be redneck... if you had to take the wheels off your new home.
At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled mirth
But like of each thing that in season grows. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc....
You may be redneck... if you drove to elementary school.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.