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You May Be Redneck... If You Drove To Elementary School.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you drove to elementary school.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you skipped school in the 6th grade to vote.
You may be redneck... if your school's fight song was "Dueling Banjos.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you think Deliverance was a comedy.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if potted meat on a saltine is an appetizer.
You may be redneck... if Spam on a saltine is considered an appetizer.