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You May Be Redneck... If You Dress Up The Kids To Go To K-Mart.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
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You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to pick up girls.
You may be redneck... if you own a pair of "dress" boots.
You may be redneck... if your wading boots double as dress pants.
You may be redneck... if you take the kids to watch rabbits breed.
You may be redneck... if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick.
You may be redneck... if you're excited by gals who can field dress deer.
You may be redneck... if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
You may be redneck... if you go to family reunions to meet women.
You may be redneck... if you use your mailbox to hold up the clothesline.